If you’re after thigh-stretching chopper thrills without remortgaging your house, this scaled-down version is for you. The mini mid-life crisis has a top speed of 15mph, and can burn rubber continuously for 45 minutes when fully charged. In true Easy Rider fashion, the 14-inch front wheel is four inches bigger than the back, so you’ll be low-riding across the park in style. Good luck finding it in the Philippines because as far as I know it is only available in the web. Unlike the plastic surgery in Washington DC, where they are available for you as long as you visit them of course in Washington DC. (Eklaver!)